“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
Tribute “How to train your Dragon” - What if Hiccup and Toothless had met earlier ?
Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time
the autumnal colour spectrum
google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know
I go incognito to hide my stupidity
nobody has to know